"Pair of tickets to the midnight showing free to good home. Bought them for my girlfriend who loves Twilight, but just found out shes been cheating on me, so I am moving on. Want them out of my sight since I HATE Twilight. Don't bother emailing, just call my phone. Won't be near my computer."
With as popular as that movie series is, I'm certain he won't have a problem getting rid of the tickets and can spend his doing whatever it is boys do when they're sad.