Dear Wolf Pack,
Put. On. Shirts. Most of you are under 18, so it is inappropriate for me to think you look yummy. It's best if you keep those washboard abs covered. Is a 6-pack of Hanes t-shirts really that expensive to replace when you rip them off?
Dear Edward Cullen,
Please get rid of the red lipstick. You're supposed to be gorgeous. With your ultra-pale skin and bright red lipstick, you look more like a mime than a dreamy vampire.
Also, chest hair? Really? It's hard to see you sparkle through the bear living on your chest.
I thought Alice made sure you dressed well? What's with the Salvation Army wardrobe?
Dear Bella Swan,
Stop flipping your hair!
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I saw the movie Friday evening. I'm not sure how I feel about it. This was my least-favorite book from the series, so it's no surprise that I didn't love it. To say that the theater was packed is an understatement.
I enjoyed the movie for what it was - the worst book in the series..... I hope it can only go up from here, right?
ReplyDeleteI agree, I'm not even goign to see the movie but I feel like a pedophile for drooling over those abs.
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